So the internet scares me. Or rather having any information about myself on the internet scares me. I am, I think, just a couple years too old for MySpace. Kids these days. But I hear MySpace is on the downslope anyway.
I found out a few days ago that someone at my company has posted on their MySpace page, a picture of their enormous fake boobs. Amazing. I mean, not that I wouldn't have done it - at least if my surgery hadn't been horribly botched.
The surgery "mistake" is really less of a problem and more of an opportunity because, hey, fused nipples - really the wave of the future. Plus it makes a great cupholder.
Anyhoo, rather than post under a fake, but realistic sounding name - I've gone with Luddette. It's like "luddite", but more feminine. And, Urmila, you can just call me "L".
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