Here at DHA we are allowed to hate not-awesome things. And one such thing is the "short-all."
Shortalls. Legless overalls. Or shorts with a bib.
Now I have made some (several) questionable fashion choices in my time. It's the price you pay for being such a visionary. And yes, I did rock the overalls several years after leaving junior high, and several years after Dylan McKay wore them with only one of the straps attached (the other hanging loose and free). And I wore them with, if I recall, pointy boots and a silk camisole, so.
But I still think I'm within my non-judgmental rights to say that this is NOT OKAY:
http://www.chipandpepper.com/Wiley_Overall_Short_in_Neff/r/3042507/pd/np/2140/p/1116.html
Is that made of chambray? Um, and are the bottoms pre-rolled?
And even Dylan wouldn't know what to do with that halter neck.
I am so disturbed.
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Making out with three strangers in one night..."removing" a bottle of vodka from a bar because you bought bottle service and therefore it's "yours"...skipping work so you can hang out with your dog...parading through the streets screaming "Freedom is on the March" because you made out with a Marine.... Do you think these things are wrong? As the ingenious Dana Fox once said: "Only if you hate awesome." Come on, people. Don't hate awesome.
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1 comment:
The fact that you entitled a blog entry "short-alls" really disturbs me. I was afraid to even open the posting, but was overcome by a sick sense of curiousity, so I had to. Wow. Please promise me, promise me, that if you see ANYONE on the street in DC wearing these monstrosities, you will stone them. In the Biblical sense, i.e. THROW ROCKS AT THEIR HEAD. You would be doing a very good deed for society.
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