Friday, May 25, 2007

And She Doesn't Even Know How OLD I Am.

Urmila: (Walking out of Starbucks.)
Elderly Woman Behind a Table (in a not-so-small town): (Smiling brightly at Urmila) Are you married, honey?
Urmila: No, ma'am, I'm not. (look how polite I am!)
EWBAT: Oh. Get married, honey. Life is lonely when you're not married.
Urmila: Oh. Okay.

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