Conversation between Urmila, pronunciation fascist, and a sommelier. Saturday night, circa 2am.
Sommelier: "I'm a so-mal-i-ay."
Urmila: "Weird, you don't look African."
Sommelier: "What?"
Urmila: "Nothing."
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Making out with three strangers in one night..."removing" a bottle of vodka from a bar because you bought bottle service and therefore it's "yours"...skipping work so you can hang out with your dog...parading through the streets screaming "Freedom is on the March" because you made out with a Marine.... Do you think these things are wrong? As the ingenious Dana Fox once said: "Only if you hate awesome." Come on, people. Don't hate awesome.
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