Yeah, I said that. I also said, "I love beer," and "I love everybody," so I mean, I don't think words should get too excited about it.
Seriously, though, words are awesome. [Ed. note. I am not drunk right now. I am, however, a little hungover and tired, and jittery from my pathetic attempt to compensate for both with caffeine.]
Anyway, forget it, okay? I realize the irony of being profoundly unable to find the words to describe my love for them. In fact, I'm at a loss...for...words. In so many ways.
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Making out with three strangers in one night..."removing" a bottle of vodka from a bar because you bought bottle service and therefore it's "yours"...skipping work so you can hang out with your dog...parading through the streets screaming "Freedom is on the March" because you made out with a Marine.... Do you think these things are wrong? As the ingenious Dana Fox once said: "Only if you hate awesome." Come on, people. Don't hate awesome.
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