Jake Gyllenhaal
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John Krasinski
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Ryan Gosling http://images.askmen.com/men/celeb_profiles_entertainment/37_ryan_gosling.jpg
Please click on the links - they make it that much more difficult. I am wont to include Shia Labeouf who, as you can tell from a previous post, is a major crush of the editors of DHA. However, I feel as though our other lady friends do not share our enthusiam (obsession?). YET, my dears...YET. No matter. I challenge you to feel comfortable with your answer to the above (and you HAVE to respond people). Oh and comment your answer.
Thanks, friends.
5 comments:
Easy.
Eff John.
Marry Jake.
Kill Ryan.
It's easy because I have recently come to the terms with the fact that I am under the control of my ovaries. Yes, it's true. All of those guys I thought I was attracted to because they were funny or hot or I was really desperate, I was ACTUALLY attracted to because they talk about their families (mom, dad, siblings) - early, fondly and often. Sad, I know, but I can't hide from it anymore. It's what all the boys I like have in common. So, given the use of the baby carriage in the Jake Gyllenhaal pics - I have to go with marriage and then the other two fall into place because Ryan's a little baby-faced for me.
I made the unfortunate mistake of telling some of my co-workers about my new theory of ovary domination, so now the guys stop by my office to say hi and that - oh yeah - their mom is doing really well.
Awesome.
So, come on, ladies. Give me a challenge here.
Wow, L. I am going to get in trouble here, but I have to push Jake off the cliff.
I have to, I'm sorry.
Just as L is under ovarian domination, I am ruled by my brain, or more specifically, by the part of the brain responsible for appreciating humor (ugh, fine, I know it's the frontal lobe). So I can't spend the rest of my life with someone who isn't super smart and funny. And I don't know if John Krasinski is a super smart and funny guy, but I know he plays one on TV, so for now, that has to do. Worst case scenario, I make him re-enact scenes from The Office for the rest of our natural lives. I could do a lot worse (and will probably make my actual husband do that anyway).
I'm "eff"-ing Ryan Gosling because -- I mean, are you SERIOUS? Did you not watch "The Notebook," people?
And dude, I really hate to kill Jake. I really do. He seems like a nice individual. Hopefully L will be waiting at the bottom of the cliff to scoop him up into her arms and whisk him off into the sunset.
marry jake. he seems nice and cute.
eff ryan b/c he is hot, but full of himself and seems like a jerk. who dumps rachel mcadams after she talks about her everlasting love for you in every magazine around?
and kill john k. talk about full of yourself. plus, his facial expressions are annoying.
now stop yelling at me urmila and bree.
I love fuck/marry/kill! And the best part about it is, and I don't know if this is public knowledge, you played this game with your MOM and GRANDMA! Amazing. So here I go.
Jake and I never really clicked. He's alright, pretty hot on a good day, but it's a little JTM. And his mouth is crooked in all those pictures, something that is acceptable now and then, but all of them?? Creepy. And the whole baby carriage thing is cute, but I don't know if I'm to the point yet where that has much impact (...thank baby Jesus).
However, I absolutely adore "Jim," so much that I can pretend that John is exactly like that in real life, because, well, I think he is. And I like my fantasy world.
Ryan Gosling is fucking hot. Really hot.
This leads me to my answer: Fuck Ryan. Marry John. Kill Jake.
But Bree, what's your answer?
Love the comments! After much deliberation I have made my decision.
I would kill everyman John Krasinski. He is meant to be with Urmila and I just couldn't git wit him knowing that.
I would definitely marry Jake. He is, like, totes the cutest! And I would love to inherit Maggie as a sister. Also, I feel like Jake really knows how to treat a woman and I think we'd make a lovely inter-racial couple.
I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF RYAN GOSLING. I apologize for the graphic language but his sexiness makes me crazy. Also, I don't think he'd ever come up to me in a bar and say that he wants to "fuck me so hard and so fast." Cause, lets be real ladies, you know he likes to take it slow.....real nice like. Again, apologies for the graphic, um, -ness.
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