What. The. Hell.

I hate to follow Bree's brilliant anti-Crocs rant with another fashion-related post, especially one whose subject is also footwear.

But there are times in one's life where one must put aside one's feelings about rightness and propriety and just speak one's mind freely. That time is upon us (me), friends.

I said it before, but I'll say it again. What. The. Hell. Is that a wedge? A sneaker? A party-ready going-out sneaker-cum-horseshoe for an extremely avant-garde satyr? I mean, is that even a shoe?

Anyway, I hate to try to one-up you, Bree, but I think I just found a "shoe" that's worse than Crocs. Kudos to me, I guess.

* Sadly, this photo (and the shoe) is from shopbop.com, my very most favorite online shopping site. Say it ain't so, shopbop.com buyer. Seriously.